Without fail, you will find the Octomom declaring that she “is not interested in hookups,” that she is at a loss to comprehend the lack of “good men out there,” and that she aspires find a suitable marriage partner similar to the kinds of men she dated before she shat out half a dozen kids. Perhaps the most common type of girl online, the land beast can be identified by her rounded figure and high body fat percentage.
Arguably, this type needs no explanation; however, it should be noted that not all land beasts are created equal.
How to game: include a picture of a big mac on your profile and mention that you like dinner dates.
Like her cousin, the land beast, the Magic Land Beast is fat.
The difference is, the magic land beast doesn’t show it in her pictures.
Hence the use of the word “magic.” Like a magician making a rabbit disappear into thin air, the magic land beast does the same process in reverse: going from thin to fat in the length of times it takes you get from her profile to her favorite restaurant.
Online dating was once considered the garbage bin of the dating world, but is now widely recognized as a valid (if depressing) way for men to rack up quick bangs in a pinch.
While most men still dismiss online dating as being somewhat pathetic, the truth is, most men who knock it, will have tried it at least once or twice in secret.
In the last installment of my series on online dating, I introduced you to the six types of guys who try to get laid online.
Now that you know the competition, it would make sense to familiarize yourself with the targets.
So, without further ado, here are the six most common types of girls you’ll encounter online, along with some preliminary insights on how to game them.
Beware though: this list is hardly comprehensive, and if you venture into the stormy seas of online dating, be prepared to bring a dash of common sense and maybe a bag of lettuce to scare off the landbeasts.
As the name implies, the octomom is a woman with multiple children.