A thread on Reddit asking for Tinder horror stories is blowing up right now, getting almost 14,000 comments in a day.
Which was a bit odd as most parents love me (or at least lie about it real well).
He was just a huge prick and I always called him on his shit.
Anyways, her parents got divorced, we broke up a few months later etc etc. Me and girl from Tinder were dating for a few months and things were starting to get serious. I have no problems meeting them, lets do it i said. Took her on a date, ended up bringing her home for night and then that was that.
We’re at the point where she wants me to meet her family. She told me how excited her step dad was to meet me as it turns out we both happen to be Kansas City Chiefs fans. A few weeks later my mother went to the backyard and noticed the door to her camper was open.
Well, fuck me if it wasn’t the same asshole father of my ex girlfriend…”My buddy isn’t the smartest man. They were walking into the room and she says, “oh shit, I forgot my purse in the car do you mind if I go grab it? I’ve heard a lot of jokes about men and their pissing contests, but damn. If you’ve ever felt like you suck at dating at least you’re not that guy, or as deeply in denial as PM_ME_A_SULTRY_LOOK’s ex. There was a bunch of clothes and a pair of faux uggs boots that belonged to this chick.
” He says, “yeah that’s fine,” and tosses her the keys. Turns out she had been sneaking into the camper at night and sleeping there and doing drugs.
5 minutes later he walks outside wondering where she is and his car is gone. My brother had no idea of this, and my mom called the cops immediately and it turns out the chick had a warrant out for her arrest.
While that’s pretty crazy, compared to this next story Wolfof Portland got off light. I thought he was trying to kiss me again, but I looked down, and he was peeing on me.
I feel like everyone who’s ever tried online dating has a story just like this one from Baconbaconbaconbits, who went on a date with a ‘famous chef’ who sounds like he’s probably a serial killer from a surreal film.
tinder date with a “famous” chef where I was taken to a dive bar, where he promptly starting talking about how famous he was. Eventually he proceeded to tell me how he was “being charged with battering his ex-girlfriend, but he totally didn’t do it.”Eventually when it came time to pay the bill, “he lost his wallet.” Of course, I get stuck with it.
We drank and watched sports, he proceeded to tell me “You’re cute” and this eventually went to “I am going to make you bleed.” He then invited one of his friends to come along.